âOnce upon a time, I dreamed of being a childrenâs author,â says Selma Storey, âbut inspiration is like fairy dust. Iâve tried everything, even random word generators, but I canât conjure a childrenâs title from âleverageâ and âasbestosâ. Help!â
Itâs debatable whether machines can be truly creative. But theyâre certainly smart. Artificial neural nets are thinking machines modelled on the connections in our own brains. They can spot patterns within data, allowing them to predict earthquakes, steer self-driving cars and beat everyone at the board game Go.
There are lots of open source versions you can experiment with. You just need a few lines of code and some training data. To start, I gave my neural net a list of 200 childrenâs book titles, scraped from .
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It got to grips with form, even if the results lacked flair. âThe Stories and the Thingsâ doesnât scream bestseller to me, and âThe Magic Magic Mole Moleâ is a little repetitive.
Time to up the data set. This time I assembled 1180 titles. After a single pass, my neural net showed improvement, even if âThe Story of the Storyâ was a bit recursive. After a few more passes, it was finding its own dry sense of humour, offering up âOliver and the Neverendâ and âThe Fantastic Profity Monsterâ â something all publishers are no doubt looking for. Following an afternoon deep in thought, the neural net came up with âThe Adventures of Dunno and His Friendsâ, âHans the Mole Brotherâ and âBad Tomato Wenchâ. Not bad.
In a final push, I spent a day compiling a huge data set of 3600 titles. Feeding this literary smorgasbord to the neural net, things turned sinister. It dreamed up titles like âThe Bear Made Meâ, âI Want to See Christmasâ and âBary Rots in Homewoldâ. Still, âAvocado Babyâ is sure to appeal to millennial parents.
In the end, though, a number of passes through the long list got my neural net generating just what I had hoped for: titles like âThe Mysterious Church Stairsâ and âThe Adventures of the Wild Dinosaursâ. With infinite writing prompts, how could you ever be lost for words again? Now, does anyone have the number for Random House?