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Stealth with style
TIN foil hats may have a popular following, but they have struggled to overcome their sartorial inelegance. Kathleen James points us towards a brand that may change that: Shield, which boasts that it has created âthe worldâs first signal-proof headwearâ.
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The founders of Shield, , claim that their silver-laced cotton beanies and baseball caps will âreliably reflect signals from cell phones, wi-fi routers, microwaves and it generally blocks all waves transmitted from electric devicesâ. The headwear is also radar-invisible, which should be useful for people worried that their head is being tracked from military airfields.
Any health benefit conferred by the hats is only vaguely hinted at, with the promotional copy optimistically stating that âmaybe once it will pay offâ. Before we stump up our cash, Feedback has to know: does it also protect against fruitloopery?
âStefan Lorettâs online bank offers a drop-down menu for birth year that starts in 1865. âThank you, Lloyds,â says Stefan. âI feel young againââ
Magic potions
THEREâS no shortage of incredible claims in the beauty industry, but even so, credit must go to the magazine Tatler for finding so many to place on a single page. A spread in their December issue features not only a ÂŁ28 facial roller made of jade that promises to âexpel toxinsâ and âwake up sluggish skinâ, but also a ÂŁ60 love potion and a chemical-free candle (ÂŁ60) that looks surprisingly solid.
Meanwhile, we are told a ÂŁ205 âbio-regeneratif serumâ is âinfused with energy through precious minerals ⊠said to stimulate cell turnoverâ. Letâs hope thatâs a good thing, then.
However, Tatlerâs tongue may be firmly in its well-polished cheek, because the whole collection appears under the knowing headline âMagic formulasâ.
Sun protection
WILLIAM F. FAGAN writes â as many of you did â to relay news that a North Carolina town has rejected a solar farm due to fears that it would ââ.
Sadly, the story is too good to be true. The Woodland Town Council did veto the creation of a new solar farm (it has three already), but it was for more pragmatic concerns about the .
The voice of unreason was indeed loud and clear, however, in a public meeting about the plan. The Roanoke-Chowan News-Herald confirms that one local resident was concerned about draining the sun, while another â a retired science teacher â claimed the panels could interrupt photosynthesis. She âalso questioned the high number of cancer deaths in the area, saying no one could tell her that solar panels didnât cause cancerâ â although it seems that beleaguered representatives of the Strata Solar Company did try.
Underegging
A CASE of counting your eggs â badly. Kevon Kenna relays news from the Melbourne Herald Sun that a faulty test for the number of eggs that a woman produces underestimated the number by ââ. Were some women told they were producing anti-eggs, Kevon wonders.
Not irrational
ECONOMICS may be the dismal science, but John Leaver forwards evidence that it is at least willing to incorporate concepts from the others.
Attendees at the Qual360 innovation hub can learn how âconsumers are not irrational but quantum probabilisticâ. The session promises âground-breaking advances in understanding complex consumer behaviour through quantum physics!â Feedback is undecided about whether or not to attend â though perhaps weâll do both.
Expensive words
THE maker of Nurofen painkillers, Reckitt Benckiser, has felt the sting of . A range of pills marketed as targeting specific pains all contained identical medication â 342 milligrams of ibuprofen â a practice the Australian consumer protection authorities ruled was misleading.
The specific-pain range cost markedly more than Nurofenâs standard pill, leading Feedback to wonder exactly how much it costs to print the word âmigraineâ on the packet.
Members only
THANKS to all of you who wrote in to draw our attention to an outstanding example of nominative determinism: a urologist at the Erasmus Medical Centre in Rotterdam named .
Itâs always now now
IT IS often quipped that Christmas comes earlier every year, but what of other holidays? Flavio Antonietti tells us that Gold, the UK television channel specialising in rebroadcasting old programmes, has changed its name to Christmas Gold, âwhere you would expect all the old favourite repeats of various Christmas showsâ.
Imagine his surprise, then, when he saw the French and Saunders Easter Special scheduled for mid-December. âI know Easter moves around,â says Flavio, âbut have never known it to fall in December.â
Look away now
FEEDBACK wonders what David Taub unwrapped over the holiday period, because he asks: âIs there a word for when you accidentally discover a web page about a topic you really wish you didnât know existed? For that matter, is there a word for thinking or seeing something you wish you could unthink or unsee?â
Feedback needs to know, if only to express how we felt on reading Ray Thomsonâs description of intestinal ischaemia in The Last Word â still giving us nightmares (25 April 2015).
(Image: Paul McDevitt)
