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Health benefits of radioactive peanuts

WHICH century produced this, we wondered: “Merano, a pretty little town in South Tyrol, became a health resort thanks to its curative mountain air, mild climate and thermal baths
 The waters contain radon and are claimed to cure circulatory problems.” Hang on – radon? The radioactive noble gas?

Our first thought was that this claim must be from the late 19th century, when radiation was new, new things were progress, progress was healthy, and therefore new things, such as radiation, were healthy. A little searching took us to a very wonderful web page at . Unfortunately, the compendium of “hot” products that we found there gives no date for the radioactive suppositories that promised to make “weak discouraged men
 bubble over with joyous vitality” (sent in plain wrapping).

However, we do have dates for the , a water crock lined with radium that provided “real, healthful water” for drinking. According to the entry about it in the “historical collection” on the Oak Ridge Associated Universities website, the Revigator was on sale in the US as late as the 1930s.

Then we realised the claim about the Merano spa was not from the past at all. It was spotted by reader Anabel Curry on 8 January in London’s Independent newspaper. What’s more, the spa’s promoters are not alone. According to Bella Online () there are currently four “radon health mines” in the American state of Montana where those who agree that “radon is thought to stimulate growth of cells, repair DNA and improve antioxidant action and immune response” can expose themselves to it for a fee. The Free Enterprise Mine, for example, charges $175 for a season pass.

Our surprise over this is increased by a page from Scientific American that Bob Michell scanned and sent us. This announces in the middle of a discussion about phosphate mining that: “The white or gray substance emits radon gas and is therefore used in only a few applications, such as peanut farming.”

Bob says this is “one of the oddest non sequiturs I have ever come across” and we cannot disagree. Nevertheless, perhaps we should now start searching for examples of the health-giving qualities of radioactive peanuts.

Rocket-propelled shampoo

THE trend for ever more sciency sounding product descriptions may have backfired, Ian Cash thought. He noticed that Pharmacy At Hand’s anti-dandruff shampoo states that its “Hydrazine formula is effective in fighting the source of dandruff”.

Wikipedia as “highly toxic and dangerously unstable” and adds that it is “used in various rocket fuels”. Is Head & Shoulders really making shampoo that could be used for propelling rockets?

We’re relieved to find that it isn’t, of course. The itself talks not of “hydrazine”, but “HydraZinc” – which, so far as we know, is definitely not capable of flying us to the moon. Whoever copied this onto the Pharmacy At Hand website can’t have been concentrating very hard – either that, or the curse of the spellchecker has struck again.

Weight of Earth’s population

OUR stories about Australia’s rising sea levels being caused by the weight of its population (25 December 2010 and 29 January) reminded Len Yaeger of the time an elderly relative confided to him that she had worked out what was causing global warming. Her theory was based on the notion that the world’s population growth is out of control and more and more people are obese. Therefore, the Earth is getting heavier, which makes it move closer to the sun.

Answering non-existent emails

READER Les Whalley was surprised by the auto-reply message he received in response to an email he had sent to ‘s customer support team. It said: “Your email will be answered as quickly as possible by one of our trained support staff within 8 working hours
 If you do not receive a reply within 8 working hours, please call us on 01926 818 800 as we may not have received your email.”

Better gender quality

ACCORDING to the article about the World Health Organization’s objectives, which Nic Koslover was reading in the October 2010 issue of the Student BMJ, the WHO “has obliged to improve gender quality in the coming year”.

Leaving aside the curious use of language in this statement, Nic wants to know if this means we can expect a lot more masculine men and more feminine women to appear as the WHO goes about achieving its objectives.

Enjoy your tear gas

FINALLY, checking on the turbulent civil unrest in Egypt, a colleague looked at the latest on the London Guardian website. Dramatic pictures of milling crowds, tear gas and street violence were accompanied by a Google ad offering the chance to “win a fantastic Egypt holiday”.