51¶¯Âþ

A festival of brain-evolving drivel

Feedback presents a competition for wannabe time-travellers, really small water, and some very paranormal phishing emails

Time travel competition

MISTS and mellow fruitfulness are the marks of this season in northern latitudes, so clear the mists from your mind and start feeling fruitful because the time has come to announce the Feedback end-of-year competition.

Our theme this year is time travel. When the Large Hadron Collider at CERN was about to go into operation, some physicists speculated that it might attract visitors from the future (51¶¯Âþ, 9 February, p 32, and Feedback, 5 April). For our competition, we ask you to imagine three such visitors arriving, each bringing glad tidings and bearing a gift from the future. What would the gifts be?

Ten lucky winners will each receive a copy of Physics of the Impossible: A Scientific Exploration of the World of Phasers, Force Fields, Teleportation and Time Travel by Michio Kaku. They will also receive a selection of 51¶¯Âþ goodies – including books from the Last Word series and a pen-drive.

You may enter the competition online. You can also enter by email – with “Competition†in the subject field, please – or by fax or post.

The competition closes on Monday 1 December and no entries will be accepted after that date. The results will be published in the 20/27 December issue of 51¶¯Âþ. The editor’s decision is final. Happy imaginings!

“The letter from the Zest for Life gym received by Phil Price warns him: “Your membership is due to expire on 09/09/2090.†That makes 82 years of zestful living before renewal becomes necessaryâ€

Festival of drivel

EXCITING news reaches 51¶¯Âþ in a message promoting “a three day event called ‘Evolve Your Brain’ – The Science of Changing Your Mindâ€. It is taking place this very weekend (14 to 16 November) at King’s College, London. And who would not want to discover, after millennia of fruitless enquiry, “the relationship between thought and the physical body†and “How disease is createdâ€?

The message offers to send us a resumé of the credentials of the speaker, one Joe Dispenza. Thanks, but we’ll take a look for ourselves. At we discover a website promoting the film What the Bleep Do We Know? – reviewed in 51¶¯Âþ with the conclusion that it “short-changes the public with drivel†(16 April 2005, p 55). The site also seems to be trying to co-opt to its cause – whatever that may be – the work of Jill Bolte Taylor, the neuroscientist who has spoken inspiringly about her recovery after she suffered a very severe stroke (19 April, p 42).

Dispenza, the site tells us, “received his Doctor of Chiropractic degree at Live University in Atlanta, Georgia, USâ€. He promotes his self-help books on the back of his appearance in the film, whose credits lead us to its origins with the Maharishi University of Management in Fairfield, Iowa, and the circle of one J. Z. Knight, who says she “channels†a 35,000-year-old mystic named Ramtha, and so on.

The event, the message says, “is full of scienfific [sic] research for the attendees to draw their own conclusions fromâ€. A bargain at £199. More on the intriguing field of “scienfific research†may well appear here shortly.

Micro magic

HARD-TO-BELIEVE product claim of the week: the bottle of mineral water Leo Condron saw for sale in New Zealand told him: “Hydrate Faster: micro water – a reduced size of hydrogen clusters more rapidly hydrates the body-cells.â€

Phantom phishers

JUST another phishing scam, Feedback first thought on receiving an email entitled “Bank of America Internet Banking Security Alertâ€. But for some uncanny reason we glanced at the hidden address behind this message that was trying to get hold of our most intimate bank details.

We were somewhat surprised to find the scam apparently hosted at . That’s the home of Boston Paranormal Investigators, formed “to promote research into all aspects of the paranormal – hauntings, UFOs, parapsychology, and any other topics that fit under this ‘umbrella'â€.

Scammers often hide their scams on compromised servers: it seems these scammers just happened to hack into the world of the paranormal. A little famous-search-engine-ing indicates that Boston Paranormal is a harmless-seeming bunch of would-be ghostbusters. Did they irritate some phantom phisherfolk into setting up a scam on their website in retaliation? Unlikely.

Perils of double negatives

FINALLY, when Daphne Watkins wanted to open a savings account with the UK Post Office, she received a letter from Richard Norman, director of savings and investments, telling her that “a number of changes†had been made and “These changes are based on customer feedbackâ€.

The first change mentioned in the letter was: “For cheques paid in at a Post Office you will be able to withdraw the proceeds two days earlier.â€

Denis Watkins, who told us about this, comments: “How good to know that the Post Office is responding to the wishes of its customers†– and that it is doing its bit to un-crunch credit.